The Business Board

This thing is actually a lot of fun. We have this game where the not so cool people try and to sneak their cards and I take them down. Look close – these are the cool people.

Screen Shot 2016-04-17 at 8.49.02 PM

Then there are the cards that didn’t make the cut.

Screen Shot 2016-04-17 at 8.51.59 PM

And they all got a story. Like that AcquiFlow – it involves a gun toting Texan and a “grower” who looked like he might have a drug habit. I don’t claim to know what is factually true, but I participated in the show.

Modigliani in Steamy’s Café Bathroom

Here’s a poem from a loyal Steamy’s patron. It’s an example of the magic that happens at Steamy’s.

How elongated the plunge of your neck, how flushed

your cheeks. Women sit in
envy, their backs to your almond eyes. Men confront your masklike face

with a warm outpouring of praise aimed at your twisted contours. They say Amedeo may have given away
your original for a bagel

and a latte.
Your narrow nose, your pursed lips

move many to stay for as long as it takes. Pale splash of rose and purple flesh
match the décor of lavender soap,
slightly damp floor.

I am relieved—
fears of public accidents wiped away

knowing when my poem is written, my Mocha Monkey Smoothie
downed —If I have to, I can go again — and more fluid than Picasso’s

cubes, more open than Mona Lisa’s smile,

ac-commod-ating,
you’ll be there.

Margaret Stetler ©2015

Screen Shot 2016-01-03 at 7.38.22 PM
The poem is framed next to the art

Writing workshops coming soon 🙂

Bagel Melt vs Melt w/o Bagel

Screen Shot 2015-09-05 at 11.14.29 AM
Pearl w/o Bagel (front) Pearl Bagel Melt (rear). Both made w Turkey Breast, Bell Peppers, and Provolone Cheese

For those of you who are either watching your carbs, no carbs, or gluten intolerant – We have the melt.

Online Metrics – Rate Steamy’s on Google!

I get emails from Yelp, TripAdvisor, restaurant.com, FB, and at least 1 more online presence that like to inform me of how I’m doing on their site. Most of the time they want to sell me an additional service.

Recently I got the informing email from Google. It Looked like this

Screen Shot 2015-06-11 at 10.21.16 PM

That’s when I realized that the only reviewer I care about is Google. Don’t misunderstand that last statement. FB, Instagram, restaurant this and that are all important, but I’d like to focus everyone’s effort on the all mighty Google.

Please Google us and Rate us. I’d like this graph to do at least a 100% increase in the next 30 days. And I only want to see 5 star reviews. If you are unsure how many stars Steamy’s deserves then come in and let us make you something delicious.

Screen Shot 2015-06-11 at 10.21.39 PM

I appreciate your time in advance and don’t forget to Order Online.

Space for Rent

Let us host your next gathering: business meeting, book club, birthday party, etc. Our backroom is available whenever and you can rent the entire place afternoons and evenings.

  • $15/hr for the back room
  • $25/hr for the entire place

IMG_6337 IMG_6336 IMG_6334 IMG_6333 IMG_6339 IMG_6340 IMG_6338 IMG_6335

The Coffee Made Me Do It